Monday, January 6th, 2003
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10:19 am - ode to the gofer.
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little gofers stick their heads out of holes. they're trying to find umbrellas. but it's hard for them to go to the store when the stupid bitch at the cash register just stares at them in the check out lane. doesn't she understand that it's raining down their hole!??!!...which could mean death. oh, the poor little gofers. all they ever wanted was an umbrella.
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Tuesday, November 26th, 2002
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1:56 am - i saw that sparkle in your eye just before you died at our midnight bbq.
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can i stick a pickle in your ear? i'm all out of q-tips. after that i'll dip you in corn syrup and spank you with a spatula. 2 hours later... when i'm finished calling you my little piggy bitch we could fly a kite in the rain. i'll strap you to an electric fence... and then i'll sing "you light up my life" just as you're being zapped with 10,000 volts. it'll be more spectacular than the fourth of july!
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Wednesday, November 13th, 2002
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4:39 am - the greatest flesh request by the crocs.
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do you like to smash your face in mashed potatoes and stick gum in your hair? yeah, me too! maybe we could be friends. i've always loved your buckteeth & freckles. you are one sexy bitch. i don't know why we've never dated before. i could've taken you to the zoo and fed you to the crocodiles. don't worry, i wouldn't stick around to watch you die. that would be disgusting.
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Friday, November 8th, 2002
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9:12 am - me & my meat.
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meat in the morning. meat in the afternoon. meat is so good. i envy cows. little birdies are flying around my head. i'm not sure where they came from but they'de better go away because i didn't buy any bird seed at the store today. and they can't eat my brain. no, cuz i need it later.
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2:13 am - appetiser anyone?
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most of this time i think about food and i want to put it up your nose. but we're in love...so, maybe you'll let me shove it other places too. yeah, just me & you underneath the sparkling moonlight eating corn dogs.
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